Two computer science students met on campus one day. The first student called out to the other, "Hey, nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replied the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, ...Read More

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.

"Oh, no, I can't do that!" the lady said. "See, the sweater is going ...Read More

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is...Read More

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a ...Read More

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called ...Read More

These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger rock, but they still hear nothing.

So they go ...Read More